I have to say “unwanted diarrhea” because I’m writing this to the tiny demographic of perverts who get sexual gratification from defecation.
Scat Gold just sticks it to you right from the jump, demanding you turn off the ad blocker so you get a raging torrent of spam that flows like unwanted diarrhea.
Spam is always part of the deal with any free tube, but you usually play the cat and mouse game where you use a blocker and they try to come up with better ways around it. I don’t normally eat the stuff, but it was on sale.I guess I’m a sucker for just about anything as long as the price is right, whether it’s eating pet food because it’s cheap or trying to get off to shit porn because it’s free. It’s really soft, chunky stuff and reminds me a lot of the canned dog food I had for breakfast. The only thing that happened was the giant photo of the giant stretched butthole changed to a photo of a bitch who looks like Britney Spears licking shit off of an expensive-looking couch. I can scroll around the page, but everything is dark and I can’t click any links or watch any porno.I refresh the page a couple of times, hoping to find a way out of the predicament.
The message is its own form of horror, as Scat Gold wants you to disable your spam plug-in or you won’t be able to watch any of the poop movies and fecal flings. The image takes up the entire screen, making this an excellent choice for a workplace masturbation session.If you’ve got an adblocker running, like I always do, a box will pop up over the page, giving you a temporary reprieve from that gaping maw and all the horror it contains. It probably depends a lot on your reaction to seeing a close-up of a butthole gaping wide open like a goddamn black hole with yellowish-brown shit spewing out of it. Look at This Huge Pooping Butthole, Or Don’tScat Gold makes a really fucking bold first impression, though whether it’s a good or bad one is up for debate. If nothing else, I hope these videos make me feel like I’m in the presence of a beautiful woman with a loose stool issue, and not in a filthy basement that smells like my own farts and unwashed, skid marked underwear. My hope is that all these pooping movies will be good encouragement for my own cramping colon.
I’ve been constipated all morning, probably from eating a 5-pound brick of government cheese for breakfast. Scat.Gold is exactly what the name sounds like, a free sex tube specializing in one of the filthiest fetishes out there. That’s a lot of motherfuckers tuning in, and that’s because these futuristic gold miners have tapped into a rich vein of brown, stinky wealth.Yeah, I’m talking about Scat porno. Scat Gold wasn’t founded until 2017, and they’re currently getting almost 4 million visits a month. For example, I straight-up stole The Porn Dude’s business model, though as a virgin neckbeard who can’t even speak to women, I don’t do nearly as well as he does.
ScatGold! I’ve heard people say the Internet gold rush is over, but there are still plenty of untapped ways to make money out there.